Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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