I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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