burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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