Whod you bang
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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