I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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