You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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