YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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