It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Randomize
