is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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