I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you didnt know i had herpes?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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