Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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