I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I need to calm my uterus...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
