I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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