I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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