You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
there is puke in my bra ... again
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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