There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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