I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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