I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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