Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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