you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Two words: blizzard sex
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
