I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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