This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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