i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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