hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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