I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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