what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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