How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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