And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
