Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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