Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
please come you make the beer taste better
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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