In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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