i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
that may or may not have been my penis.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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