It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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