she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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