he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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