Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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