please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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