what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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