He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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