I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think my vagina is haunted
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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