I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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