After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
well you can't waste a boner
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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