I must be too annoying 4 u.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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