How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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