I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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