Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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