id be glad to
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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