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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.

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(513): View more from Ohio

You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.

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and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.

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(631): View more from New York

we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,

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(917): View more from New York City

Sober January is a disaster.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.

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(631): View more from New York

I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.

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(807): View more from Ontario

I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed

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