So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
sex in a hospital.. check
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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