Non-Jews are for practice
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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